Labor?

At 2:00 am Amber started what may be thought of as "labor pains". When I looked the "labor pains" up this is what I found: "Contractions come at regular intervals and last about 30-70 seconds. As time goes on, they get closer together". It is now 4:35 am and Amber is calmly showering and brushing her hair. I want to run around, pack up, call a sub, make sure all of my "i and t" are crossed and get out of dodge. Time will tell if she is really in "LABOR". Keep posted.
Doug Out!